lyrics Smartphone at Home ("Santa Claus is Coming to Town" parody)

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Smartphone at Home

©2021 by CYBERYOGI =CO=Windler v0.01

A parody song to the melody of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" (original © by J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie).
 

You better watch out,
better not pry,
batteries blast by any wrong try
when you fix your smartphone at home.

 

Hence making a list,
checking it twice;
confusing two screws do never end nice
when you fix your smartphone at home.

 

Don't charge it while you're sleeping,
play apps or walk away...
When not kept shut in a metal box
it will burn your house some day... [Bang!]

 

So better watch out,
not to get fried;
malware attacks can set it alight
when you keep a smartphone at home.

 

And better watch out,
else you got spied.
Privacy is our very own right.
Do not use that smartphone at home.

 

It scans you when you're sleeping
It knows when you're awake...
To not get sucked by data ticks
keep it off for heaven's sake!

 

When making a list
for cooking with rice,
paper and pen still work very nice.
You don't need that smartphone at home.

 

Play the Gameboy,
listen some songs,
reading old good books, talking to Mom...
All this needs no smartphone at home.

 

Promised to make you smarter,
dumbs mankind every day.
Pulsed microwaves will wreck your brain.
What else I need to say?! [Yuck!]

 

Just better watch out,
not to get fried
keep it in flight mode even outside
[or] do not use that smartphone at all.

 

Do not use a smartphone at home...
Do not use a smartphone at home... (and no tablet too.)
Do not use a smartphone at home... (Chuck that wifi poo.)
Do not use a smartphone at home...
Do not use a smartphone at home...

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